Cocaine Bear (2023) film review

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Ladies and gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and take on a wild ride full of outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an shocking horror comedy that is sure to have you laughing, scratching your head, and contemplating your choices in life, both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a ability to dump his valuable cargo in the most unfortunate locations. But little did he know just how he'd be the source of the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!" Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters which includes the inept police officers or the incompetent criminals along with innocent people who weren't able to locate their way from the paper bag and will leave you entertained. Their incompetence as a group is spectacular to look at. If you ever find yourself in need of a laugh then just think about that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting each other. It's important to remember our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair from "Frozen." They stumble across a treasure trove of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. The truth is, who wants a Disney princess when there's an erupting, snorting bear at large? It strikes the right harmony between horror and comedy in which you can laugh at one point and clutching that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll feel like cheering at each death with a wicked enjoyment. It's equivalent to watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. In the meantime, let's chat about the (blog post) climactic battle. Imagine this: a torrent of water cascading in the background, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think that the bear has been killed but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. The editing style is as fast and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel has been secretly utilized as scratching point. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI can be amazingly top quality. The bear is the star of the show even if those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own. The movie is a mixture of tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll and you're able to leave the theater with a smile on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Keep bears away from food, especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. It's a guarantee that it won't bring any good luck to anyone. Therefore, get your popcorn, buckle down, and immerse yourself in the wacky world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that'll leave you in laughter, thinking about the nature of bears, and the concealed party capabilities.

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